So! You have decided it is time to go your separate ways. Fear not! Here is a light-hearted guide to navigate the wonderfully bizarre world of starting a divorce.
Step 1 – the realisation. It all begins with the sudden epiphany that you would rather spend eternity in a room full of toddlers on a sugar high than another day with your partner. Maybe it was their snoring, their hobby of collecting bottle caps, or their habit of chewing loudly. Whatever the reason it is time for action!
Step 2 – the announcement. Breaking the news can be tricky. You could go for the traditional “we need to talk” approach but where is the fun in that? Why not try skywriting? Or perhaps singing telegrams? Nothing says “this is not working” quite like a barbershop quartet delivering the message.
Step 3 – the legal stuff. Now comes the fun part – paperwork! If you thought the wedding planning was stressful, just wait until you meet the endless sea of forms. Pro tip, instead of crying over the divorce papers why not turn it into an origami session? Who knew divorce could be so creative? Alternatively, why do you not give us a call and come and speak to us for an hour. It will be the best £100 plus VAT you have ever spent.
Step 4 – the division of assets. It is time to split everything, starting at 50/50. You get the cat, they get the fish, you get the dining table they get the chairs. Fair is fair right. Just remember it is all fun and games until someone fights over the last slice of pizza. We will be here to guide you through this process and can provide you with tailored advice in that initial meeting, did I mention it was £100 plus VAT for an hour? as to what the likely outcome of the division of assets will be.
Step 5 – the new you. Finally, embrace your newfound freedom. Reclaim your space, rediscover old hobbies and, even if you wish, throw a “divorce party”.
Conclusion, divorce may seem daunting but with a dash of humour and sprinkle of positivity, you will get through it with your sanity mostly intact.
Remember, it is important to approach such a serious topic with sensitivity in real life. This article is meant to bring a smile but if you or someone you know is going through a divorce seeking support from friends and family, seek the advice of professionals.
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